in a post-apocalyptic world
the dating scene's tough
do you remember where you were when the storm hit?
everyone does!
i was a rake and i played around
got myself a bad name in town
but in your eyes i see you understand
and i feel flushed in my adrenal glands
i think that i'm in love with a melon
yeah i think they're right for me
i'm in love with a melon
yeah they remind me of me
i'm in love with a melon
there's an openness and honesty
i'm in love with a melon
but a chasm where the past should be
in the emerald face
of my cucurbitaceous date
i see a weight
bearing down on a conscience that fancies itself
more ethical than it was before
you were a cad and you fooled around
but you want to make improvements now
life was short before the bomb
and it's gotten shorter since the cataclysm
i think that i'm in love with a melon
yeah i think they're right for me
i'm in love with a melon
yeah they remind me of me
i'm in love with a melon
they've a sketchy sexual history
but i'm in love with them
the stars are out tonight
because they're rationing the light
if i took your green hand
would you run with me?
the stars are out tonight
because they're rationing the light
so i take your green hand
i think that i'm in love with a melon
yeah i think they're right for me
i'm in love with a melon
yeah they remind me of me
i'm in love with a melon
they are sweet and they are seedy
i'm in love with a melon
they are a typical INFP
the stars are out tonight
because they're rationing the light
if i took your green hand
would you run with me?